Phil Robertson Admits to Committing Sexual Sin

No wonder this guy hates gays. He wouldn't be able to get a boyfriend to save his life!

Okay, I was trying very hard not to write about this guy, but he's become a very hot topic...and I couldn't resist.

Phil Robertson, star of A&E's Duck Dynasty, gave his brashly religious opinion on homosexuals in an interview with GQ. He stated:

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical."

He goes on:

"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right."

Obviously, this lit a flame that's been swallowing the media world for some days now and of course there are many people that have a lot to say about Robertson's comments.

Robertson and his family have been standing by what was said, of course, and even some business are getting involved in this media shake-up. Just recently Cracker Barrel had attempted to take a stance against the A&E marvel, but immediately re-thought their decision after they became concerned about selling their merchandise.

But today, a new revelation was made in self-defense. Robertson admits to committing "sexual sin", which he has resolved by marrying.

He says:

"If you're a man, find yourself a woman, marry them and keep your sex right there."

Genius! Don't marry for love, do it for a finer shot at getting through the Pearly Gates!

And of course, he wasn't finished:

"If you're a homosexual, He'll take it away. If you're an adulterer, if you're a liar, what's the difference? If you break one sin you may as well break them all ... if we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen."

So remember well, gays: If you want to get rid of the gay, marry a woman.

Makes perfect sense, no?