Gotcha! Justin Bieber Isn't Retiring. (Damn...)

I knew it was too good to be true.

Justin Bieber's management team released a statement to The Wall Street Journal's Speakeasy blog saying that Bieber is just a little peeved with the media right now, and that his tweets were out of frustration.

"Justin is a hard working 19 year old who would prefer that his recent fundraising work in the Philippines and the considerable amount raised for the cause would be the media's focus more than the recent reporting on him retiring,"

Quick! Someone put Justin Bieber on the list of celebrities who donated to the Philippines! Albeit a sweet sentiment, that's not really news, Justin.

The statement continues:

"Regarding his recent tweeting about his 'retirement,' Justin felt that this was the best was to respond to the latest in a long line of inaccurate or wildly exaggerated media reports about him. He chose to channel his frustration into playing along with this baseless rumor and even using 'beloved' to tip off his core fans that it wasn't real, but within 20 minutes, Justin realized that fans were confused by the media reports and clarified that he was kidding."

What a cruel thing to do not only to those that were hopeful (such as myself), but your fans as well. But, maybe they're relieved. I guess someone has to be.

The day after Bieber tweeted about his retirement, his movie Believe had been released in theaters and did poorly. Way to end the year, Biebs!

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Justin Bieber's "Believe" is A Box Office Flop

Justin Bieber's documentary "Believe" was released after he tweeted his sudden decision to retire.

Now there's good news and bad news about this movie. The good news is...that...um...

....

The good news...is that it's...cool? Okay, I lied about there being good news. And if you've been keeping up with Bieber like I have, you'd know there isn't much good news about him right now anyway.

The only news I have about this movie is that it flopped pretty hard at the box office. The documentary only made $1.2 million. If you need to put it in perspective, his previous move, Never Say Never, made $12 million on its first day.

Oh well.

Is this the nail in the coffin or Bieber's career?

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Justin Bieber is Retiring [But He'll Be Around]

A nightmare for Beliebers but a dream come true for the rest of us.

Yesterday, Justin Bieber announced he is officially retiring via Twitter. 

The 19-year old pop star also claims that the media created lies about him and wanted him to fail. He also segued nicely from a tweet about God forgiving us to tell his fans he's "HERE FOREVER."

We've seen a fair share of debauchery from Canadian born public enemy. Everything from vandalism, to pass out girls, to public disrespect of another nation; the kid has had a hard time getting it right.

It would be sadder if the public didn't have a reason to hate him, but being an entertainer means you have to roll with the punches. It's a cold world, and people aren't forgiving; Only your fans (whom we also hate).

The funniest part about this moment is that Bieber's movie Believe is coming out today, which he also promoted on Twitter the same day  hashtagged #convertthehaters .

No thanks, Bieber. But thanks for retiring. Best Christmas gift ever!

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Justin Bieber being Sued for Attacking Papparazzi

Who does he think he is? Kanye?

The 19-year old Baby singer is being sued after being accused of having his bodyguards and friends, Lil Za and Lil Twist, attack a paparazzi. Jefferey Binion, the paparazzi who has made these accusations, claims that he was put in a chokehold by one of two bodyguards that had confronted him; all to force him into deleting photos of Justin outside of a recording studio.

Apparently, this isn't the first lawsuit made against Bieber this year for assaulting people. Bieber and his bodyguard accused of getting involved in an altercation with Wayne Rennalls in the parking lot of the South Pointe Nightclub.

A battered Wayne Rennalls after scrapping with Justin's people.

It's clear that the kid can't fight his own battles.

Bieber has also been making several headlines for his antics including being charged for vandalism after spray-painting an offensive mural and after kicking the Argentinean flag offstage while on tour.

With all this, Bieber recently claimed that he is being bullied by the media. Yea, right.

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