Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Justin Bieber is Retiring [But He'll Be Around]

A nightmare for Beliebers but a dream come true for the rest of us.


Yesterday, Justin Bieber announced he is officially retiring via Twitter. 


The 19-year old pop star also claims that the media created lies about him and wanted him to fail. He also segued nicely from a tweet about God forgiving us to tell his fans he's "HERE FOREVER."



We've seen a fair share of debauchery from Canadian born public enemy. Everything from vandalism, to pass out girls, to public disrespect of another nation; the kid has had a hard time getting it right.

It would be sadder if the public didn't have a reason to hate him, but being an entertainer means you have to roll with the punches. It's a cold world, and people aren't forgiving; Only your fans (whom we also hate).

The funniest part about this moment is that Bieber's movie Believe is coming out today, which he also promoted on Twitter the same day  hashtagged #convertthehaters .


No thanks, Bieber. But thanks for retiring. Best Christmas gift ever!


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